I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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