It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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