I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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