fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
be right there i have to get my cape
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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