please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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