Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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