okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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