I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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