home. puking in laundry basket.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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