No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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