Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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