what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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