I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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