don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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