Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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