Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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