BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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