am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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