UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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