your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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