Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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