you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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