how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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