Are we in a gay sports bar?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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