..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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