And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i've created a new STD.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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