i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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