I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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