Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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