Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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