3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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