Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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