Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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