He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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