If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can't special order awesome
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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