Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
he high fived his dick after we had sex
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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