i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We left an ass print on the piano.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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