Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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