This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Let's get the cat blown out
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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