So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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