She's JV to your varsity
It's Friday. Sex?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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