Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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