He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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