Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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