My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I know her cup size but not her name....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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