She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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