drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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