I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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