She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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