got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
